I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tunafish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock.

Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they are crazy.

I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell my children that they just about throw up.

It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.

The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer them a drink.

People with bad consciences always fear the judgement of children.